3/19/03
Last night I emailed some of you to let you know I finally got around to posting some new photos. In that email I mentioned that I lost the files that contained my address book when I recently switched operating systems. I'm writing to ask you to send me your contact information.
After all, if you're reading this, it means you are:
A) related.
B) a friend of mine.
C) a friend of Deb's.
D) a precocious friend of Allie's
E) a really, really precocious friend of our unborn child.
F) named Gregory Lee and wondered if there is a Web site with your name on it.
Regardless of which category you're in, I'd really like your email address back on file where it belongs. So please drop me a line and let me know how best to get in touch with you.
Who knows, there may be an emergency where it would come in handy. Like, for example, if I locked my keys in my car I could email you and you could come and help me. Of course, I'd probably be in a parking lot some where and wouldn't have access to a computer. And even if I could find a computer it would probably be someone else's and wouldn't have my address file on it. And then, if I remembered your address you're probably at least a two or three hour drive away and would refuse to come help me. Then I'd be hurt that you wouldn't help me and the hurt would turn to anger. So I'd smash the window of my car with a big rock and drive like a crazy person to your house. When I finally got there I'd be so worked up that we'd have this big shouting match on your lawn in the middle of the night. Your neighbors would think you were being attacked by some crazy person and call the police. The police would come and mistakenly think you were the crazy person because you're out on the lawn in your jammies screaming at me and I'm the one with the smashed car window. They'd take you to jail and you'd be sold to a fellow inmate for a pack of gum.
So please write to me today. Just a quick note and include a phone number and mailing address. Who knows, you might even get a free "gregorylee.com" T-shirt (my old undershirts decorated with a black Sharpie). And while you're at it, you may want to include the addresses of some people you think may like to hear from me.
I'm serious, you know. My address book really is gone and I'm feeling very, very isolated.
I promise I won't blame you if I can't get into my car.
So write soon.
Thank you.
greglee@charter.net
gnureg@aol.com